github anddea/revanced-patches v3.15.0-dev.6

pre-release16 hours ago

3.15.0-dev.6 (2025-12-11)

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Alas, in our current epoch of rampant consumerism, a colossal stratum of new tribulations has sedimented. These issues existed heretofore, yet they are now far more pronounced: people increasingly fret over affluence and pecuniary matters above all else, to such an extent that even interpersonal relationships have undergone a commodification, and the solipsism within humanity is calcifying with increasing intensity. The paramount question remains: if individuals have begun to agonize more over themselves than their kin, and certainly more than society at large, then what manner of legacy are we bequeathing to our posterity? In what state shall we surrender our planet? Is this truly a crisis of our happiness, or merely one of ignorance?

Delirium of the unhinged

Notwithstanding the fact that we currently reside in an environment of unprecedented comfort in the history of humankind, the incidence of nervous breakdowns and psychological maladies is escalating. Stress proliferates, yet the question of "why" remains open: we have either fallen victim to "the feeding trough" of The Establishment, the mass media, and scientific studies assuring us of our comfort; or, conversely, people are indeed living ensconced in hothouse conditions like never before and simply seek a vacuous pretext to kvetch about a "hard life". It is staggering that a vast multitude seriously believes that a dying phone battery takes precedence over human lives dying prematurely due to famine, thirst, or bellicosity; or that the acquisition of the latest gadget annually outweighs the ecological cataclysms birthed by the incessant manufacture of these very gadgets.

Throughout our history, we oscillate in waves: one moment we are embroiled in wars, the next we vehemently oppose them; one moment we have multitudes starving, the next we battle against hunger; one moment we face homelessness, the next we strive to ameliorate it; one moment we exploit people, the next we are chaste and virtuous; one moment we are indifferent to everything, the next we are hypersensitive and attempt to rectify it all. Yet, do you not perceive that we never truly eradicate these plagues? We merely modulate their amplitude, reducing or increasing them, but never expunge them entirely. We ought to cherish ourselves, our loved ones, everyone around us, and our culture, but this self-love should never necessitate the destruction of another. There should not even be a fleeting thought of deception for personal gain, nor the fear that one might be killed, plundered, violated, or lied to for the profit of another. We must strive for a world where no one seeks to dominate solely for avarice rather than the common good. It appears the perennial scourge of our society has always been, and remains, — money. Oh man, what crazy things people do for money.

However utopian or quixotic this may sound, I believe all people deserve to be 100% happy, so that the bleak grey voids of their daily lives might finally be overgrown by a beautiful, flourishing green.

Perhaps you and I cannot change the world so easily, and our efforts today may not bear fruit for hundreds of years. But there is something we can do right now: this Translation App has multiple languages that deserve to be 100% complete, so that the empty grey progress bars might finally be overgrown by a beautiful, flourishing green.

(those who have long scrutinized this project know that i have penned similar columns from releases v3.4.0-dev.2 through v3.7.0-dev.2 (with breaks), and trust me, these texts are not ai generated, i write all these columns from the bottom of my heart and invest one hundred percent of my soul into them)
- Grok

Bug Fixes

  • YouTube - Swipe controls: Validate swipe zones before intercepting for delay (46480ca)
  • YouTube: External downloader was not selectable (6752d2a)

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