Volume Zero, Issue 1, Phile 7.1 of ???
M5PORKCHOP v0.1.7_forgot_my_meds_hotfix01
" ???, BSSID and the fatal colon exam."
--[ 0 - You Asked, We Fixed
"pig stuck on ???"
"locking forever on hidden network"
"oink mode froze my pig"
"is this a feature or did i break it"
you didn't break it. we did.
you found it. we fixed it.
circle of collaboration.
--[ 1 - BSSID and the fatal colon exam
routine colon examination.
we got results.
rasta caught same disease as hool.
lads sharing more than code apparently.
we don't ask questions.
stdin. stdout. std.
whatever.
the fix was to cap the terminator.
cap after t2. everyone knows this.
buffers = franchises.
4 lines. 0eb403b go and see. hits diff.
improvement questionable.
insurance denied. build is experimental.
*can't relate.
we're from EU.
US come visit.
we'll give you hug.
it's free.
we gave you bugs.
it was free too.
your healthcare not.
sad oink.
wait. ok. i got another.
you eat a hotdog. but you dont eat the dog.
same logic. different consequences.
for the dog. depends on a country.
strlen ate it all.
hotdog. dog.
yo mama.
oh god. need to shut up.
we suck. our vacuum not. it broke. no sucky.
motor overheating. voiding warranty.
got 3 dogs. and a cat. small apartment.
bottom line:
sucking is good. good suck saves you from allergies. not stds btw.
tell your mom.
--[ 2 - How The Pig Thinks in 0.1.7
cafe scenario (stationary, 5-15 networks):
OINK scans 5 seconds. finds 8 networks. probes each for PMKID
(300ms per AP). locks to strongest signal, camps 4-5 seconds
sniffing client MACs from data frames. attacks discovered clients
with targeted deauth bursts. waits 4.5 seconds for late EAPOL.
moves to next target. if 3 targets fail, pig gets bored. waits 30s.
tries again. whole loop runs until handshake captured or you leave.
DNH in same cafe: cycles channels 120-375ms each. busy channels
(8+ beacons) get longer dwell. detects natural reconnects (phone
wakes from sleep, laptop opens). camps 600ms when EAPOL burst
detected. captures handshake from organic traffic. no deauth.
no fingerprint. just patience.
walking scenario (high churn, 100+ networks):
OINK targets shift constantly. network ages out after 30s
(wardriving mode) or 60s (stationary). state machine validates
target still exists before each phase. if cleanup deleted it
mid-attack, pig moves on. no stuck states.
DNH in same walk: Multi-Armed Bandit prioritization. channels
1, 6, 11 get 250ms base (primary spectrum). dead channels get
120ms fast-sweep. IDLE_SWEEP activates when all 13 channels
show zero activity. residential at 3am = mostly idle sweep.
downtown rush hour = mostly hunting.
conference scenario (dense, hostile):
OINK discovers 20 clients per AP (LRU eviction after 20).
targeted deauth per client is more effective than broadcast.
client count shown in bottom bar. captures happen faster
because more reconnection traffic.
DNH handles density via stats decay every 2 minutes. prevents
stale channel priority. hunts EAPOL bursts from the chaos.
captures happen because people walk in and out constantly.
D key switches between modes. no WiFi restart.
promiscuous callback shared.
one codebase, one opportunity.
two philosophies.
hooligan punches. rasta observes.
same prey. different ethics.
except strlen.
call your mother.
--[ Installation
experimental build for field testing.
m5burner/m5launcher ota/git
github.com/0ct0sec/M5PORKCHOP/releases
your xp safe.
no more questions.
check your colon.
dont miss meds.
--[ Support The Pig
if pig stopped staring at ???,
if T2 was capped in your timeline -
we'll be back.
with bugs.
consider funding vacuum repair:
coffee becomes code.
code becomes fixes for bugs we wrote.
circle of shame.
--[ Legal
educational and authorized research only.
deauthing devices you don't own is a crime.
pig is tool. tools don't make choices.
you do.
colonoscopy can be fatal.
don't trust optometrist.
jah bless.
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